A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

एक आदमी अस्पताल में आखिरी सांसें गिन रहा था। एक नर्स और उसके परिवार वाले उसके बिस्तर के पास खड़े थे। आदमी अपने बड़े बेटे से बोला: -बेटा, तू मेरे मिलेनियम सिटी वाले 15 बंगले ले ले। बेटी से बोला: -बेटी, तू सोनीपत सेक्टर 14 के बंगले ले ले। छोटे बेटे से बोला: -तू सबसे छोटा है और मुझे सबसे ज्यादा प्यारा भी है, इसलिए तुझे मैं ग्रीन पार्क की 20 दुकानें देता हूं। आखिर में आदमी अपनी पत्नी से बोला: -मेरे बाद तुम्हें पैसों के लिए किसी का मुंह न ताकना पड़े, इसलिए डीएलएफ वाले 12 फ्लैट तुम अपने पास रख लो। पास में खड़ी नर्स यह सब सुनकर आदमी की पत्नी से बोली: -आप बहुत भाग्यशाली हैं कि आपको इतने अमीर पति मिले, जो इतनी सारी जायदाद देकर जा रहे हैं। . . . . आदमी की पत्नी: -कौन अमीर? कैसी जायदाद? अरे, ये पेपर वाला हैं... हम सबको सुबह-सुबह पेपर ङालने की जिम्मेदारियां बांट रहे हैं!!! नर्स आज तक कोमा मे है

बीवी (पति से) – कैसी लग रही हूँ मैं ? अभी-अभी ब्यूटी पार्लर से आयी हूँ….. पति – बंद था क्या ? 

मैडम तीसरी बार ड्राईविंग लाईसेन्स का इंटरव्यू देने पहुची। . अफसर- अगर एक तरफ एक नौजवान और दूसरी तरफ बुड्डा हो तो आप क्या मारोगी? . मैडम- बुड्ढा . अफसर- अरे मैडम आपको तीसरी बार बता रहा हूँ कि आप ब्रेक मारोगी|

Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai Neutron : mere pass..... MAAss hai

Two pilots, both wearing dark glasses enter the aircraft . One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're go

In English:- I am sorry, I can not hear u properly, can you please repeat what is the matter ???!!! And Now see in Hindi..                      *""आंय"*

From : Managing Director To : Executive Director "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday, so let the work-force line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it.To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case the work force should assemble in the canteen." From : Executive Director To : Departmental Head "By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o' clock tomorrow morning.If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening everyday." From : Departmental Heads To : Sectional Heads "By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the disappe