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मई, 2016 की पोस्ट दिखाई जा रही हैं

The perfect shot

2 golfers are on the 18th Tee. The first man is taking a very long time to take his shot. Partner: Is anything wrong? Man: My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse and I want to make this a perfect shot. Partner: Don't be ridiculous! You've got no chance of hitting her from here. 😂😂😂

The last wish

A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put Rs.1,000 into my coffin when I die." And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish. First, it was the doctor who put 10 Rs.100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Then, came the financial planner, who also put Rs.1,000 there. Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his cheque book, wrote a check for Rs.3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the Rs. 2,000 cash. He later went on to become a member of Parliament.😜😇😇