A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

. A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news." "Your wife invested $50,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least $10 million." "Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day. So what's the bad news?" "The two pictures are of you with your secretary."😂😂

An engineering student attended a medical exam by mistake.  See his answers... 👇 1. Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings . 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark . 5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl . 6. Genes - Blue Denim. 7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work 8. Liposuction - A French Kiss 9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound 10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards ..... 11. Dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi. 12.Chicken Pox- A dish 13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's city 14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works. 15.Parotitis : inflammation of parrot 16. Urology: the study of european people. 😂😂😂😂😂

एक मन्दिर  के  सामने  1 गाय ,1 गधा और 1 गधी घास  खा  रहे थे  ...  मन्दिर  मे  आने  वाले लोग   गाय को हाथ  लगाकर नमस्कार  कर  रहे  थे ... यह  देखकर गधी गधे  से  बोली: "सब  गाय को ही  हाथ  लगाकर चले जाते है पर मुझे  कोई हाथ नहीं  लगाता ... ???" गधा:  मैडम  आपके  साथ आपका हीरो  है  किसकी  मजाल जो मेरे होते  आपको हाथ लगाएे... 😝😝😝😝

3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men".

💮 Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will

🙏 Santa at his best.. In a party, Santa asked a girl sitting Alone, "Aap dance karoge"..?? Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli"Haan Jarur".. Santa:  "Toh me ye chair le lu"?

पति : ठन्डे ठन्डे पानी से नहाया जाये.. (सीटी बजाते हुए बाथरूम में घुसा ) नहाने के बाद पति : अरे सुनो ज़रा तौलिया देना. पत्नी (चिल्ला के ) : हमेशा बिना तौलिये के नहाने जाते हो . अब मैं चाय बनाऊँ या तौलिया दू . नहाने के बाद वाइपर भी नहीं चलाते. कल लाइट भी खुली छोड़ दी थी तुमने. जब बाहर निकलोगे तो पूरे घर में गीले पैरों के निशान बना दोगे. फिर उसपे मिटटी पड़ेगी तो सब जगह गन्दी हो जाएगी. एक बार नौकरानी उसपे फिसल गयी थी फिर ३ दिन तक नहीं आई... मेरा क्या हाल हुआ था काम कर कर के... पति (मन में सोचते हुए ) : साला नहा के गलती कर दी.

रामु अपने दोस्त राजु से कहता है:- राजु कालेज से मेरा रिजल्ट देख आना और आकर बताना। घर पर मेरे मम्मी पापा मेरे साथ होंगे। यदि मैं एक विषय में फेल हुआ तो कहना.. जय श्री राम... और दो में फेल हुआ तो कहना.. जय श्री कृष्ण जय श्री कृष्ण और तीन में फेल हुआ तो कहना.. ब्रह्मा विषनू महेश की जय.. राजू कालेज से रिजल्ट देख कर आया और बोला: " बोल सांचे दरबार की जय "

Santa Pehli Baar Train Mein Safar Kar Raha Tha. Uski Nazar Ek Signboard Pe Padti Hai Jis Pe Warning Likhi Thi: Bina Ticket Safar Karne Wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!! Santa: Waah ji Waah... Aur Humne Ticket Li Toh Hum Bewakoof??? Santa: Insaan Ko Zindagi Mein Koi Bhi Problem Ho Toh Kiske Paas Jaana Chahiye? Banta: Kisaan Ke Paas! Santa: Kyun? Banta: Kyunki Uske Paas 'HAL' Hota Hai! Santa Aur Jeeto Ek Shadi Jaate Hain, Wahan DJ Par Gana Baj Raha Tha: Jisko Dance Nahin Karna Vo Jaa Ke Apni Bhains Charaye. Sanat Jeeto Se Kehta Hai: Oye Jeeto, Chal Yaar Khaana Khaate Hain. School Ke Peechey Ke Talaab Mein Headmaster Ji Doob Rahe The... Pappu Ne Vo Nazara Dekha Aur Bhagte Hue Chillane Laga: Kal Chhutti Hai... Kal Chhutti Hai... Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Bhaisaab, Ismein Aur Colour Dikhaiye.

A friend asked a gentleman why he never married? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl." "Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry." "Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me." "Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend. "Unfortunately, she was looking for the perfect man."

Nike was founded by a Man, so its tagline says "Just do it!" If 'Nike' had been founded by a woman, its tagline would have been: "Just do it... if you want to... I don't want to force you... It's your life... I don't care... don't listen to me... Do what you want to do... Who am I to say anything!"

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer! In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a  big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate  people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a  big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will  amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know  you.." The lawyer was stunned!  Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,  - "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a London Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Outside a London second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a London conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world : At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,