A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

This is ultimate... Employee: Sir, Santa singh is standing outside your cabin with a bunch of under wears in a basket! Boss: Oh shit! I told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 mins.. 😂😂

Married Man Wife: I love you baby.. Husband (softly) : I love you too.. Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho....?? Husband : Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame.. Husband (pyar se) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.. Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi.. Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..?? Husband (aur jyada pyar se) : arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..? Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..?? Wife (khud confused) : Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!! Husband : Tumhe hua kya hai ?? kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao!! Wife: Tumhari s

This is just a friendly reminder about drinking and driving. I went out last night and left my car at the pub and took the bus home. I was very proud of myself this morning as I had never driven a bus before..!!

Awesome one 👪 There was a family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.  Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys.  Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.  After several cups of tea and lots of praise from father for such yummy tea, kid's Mom came home.   Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'   Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever come to your mind that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet comode ?'    MORAL OF THE STORY: Dad loves u but mother knows u..!

Gupta ji ne nayi Car li aur Car ke Peeche Likhwaya, "Saawan ko Aane do"… Peeche se Truck ne Thok diya… Truck par Likha tha, "Aaya Saawan Jhoom ke…!!!

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese. Banta : 1. White 2. Cottage 3. Mozarella 4. Cheddar 5. Swiss blue 6. Bekhudi 7. Zindagi Teacher : Wait a minute, what is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'? Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, 'Bekhudi' kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, 'Zindagi' kya cheese hai.... 

Awesome one INSTALLING HUSBAND A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise

Never underestimate the power of 3 things: 1. Women angry for a reason! 2. Women angry without reason! 3. Women about to get angry & looking for a reason.. 😜

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE: Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming into my life and making it worth living. You're Great. SHE REPLIED : Have u finished drinking? now stop messaging , keep your mouth shut & come home, don't get scared , I will not shout at you... Come home fast Husband: Thank you.I am outside, please open the door!! 

Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor. Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question? Professor: Yes. Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading. Professor agreed. . . . Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?" Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldn't think of an  answer. He had to finally give up as he really didn't know the answer. He gave this boy an "A" grading as promised. The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student. He answered: Sir, you are 65, married to a  28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's bo

एक नीग्रो बस में अपने बच्चे के साथ जा रहा था.... कंडक्टर ने उसका बच्चा देखकर कहा- "इतना काला बच्चा मैंने आज तक नहीं देखा"...... नीग्रो को गुस्सा आया, लेकिन वो कुछ नहीं बोला और सीट पर आकर बैठ गया। संता ने उससे पूछा: "क्या हुआ भाई साहब"? नीग्रो ने संता से कहा: अरे यार, उस कंडक्टर ने बेइज्जती कर दी। . . . . संता : अरे मार साले को जाकर। . . . ला ये चिम्पांजी का बच्चा मुझे पकड़ा दे... साला काटेगा तो नहीं..  😀😀😀  