After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: What's up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid Husband: Well you dont't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. Then you said: - Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there. Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.