Short funny Facts: Wife : "why r u home so early?" Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!" ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Doctor : Howz ur headache ? Patient : she's out of town. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Marriage is like a public toilet . Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whiskey is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most. When a man does that, the slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but