A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee. Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha. Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha. Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi. Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai. Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ? Mishraji Very Serious. Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai... Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!! Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai... Mishraji's another deadly solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette Interviewer:-Stupid Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution…. Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP) Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk like Pathan got in. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn't pay !!!" and sat down at the back. Conductor didn't argue with Pathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened, Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Pathan was taking advantage of poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about hi