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जून, 2018 की पोस्ट दिखाई जा रही हैं

Always ask....Never assume..

The CNN photographer John was told that a twin engine plane would be waiting at the airport.  Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hangar. He jumped in & said: "Lets go."  The pilot happily took off. Once in the air John told the Pilot: "Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill."  Pilot: "Why?"  John: "I'm the photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots."  The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then asked: "So what you're telling me is you're not my flying instructor?"  Life is Short.   Always Ask, Never Assume...

Which disease you want.

GOD asks Chacko: "Now that you are old, you have to  choose either Parkinson's disease (hand shivering) or Alzheimer's (memory loss) as punishment for your sins in this life." Chacko goes to Thomas for advice. Thomas advises him to choose Parkinson and says, "Its better to spill half glass of whiskey than to forget where the whiskey is kept"  Chacko hugs Thomas.```  That's what friends are for  ! 🍷🥃🍺

deadly combination

Difference between talent and God's gift: A Teacher can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject. -This is talent. A wife can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.  -This is God's gift.  And...what is deadly combination....    - if wife is teacher.     😅😅😂🤣😁

मैं पहले से ही 58 वर्ष की हूं

😍 पत्नी - मैं पहले से ही 58 वर्ष की हूं, फिर भी, आपके दोस्तों में से एक अभी भी मेरी प्रशंसा करता है । 😏 पति - उस्मान भाई होना चाहिए! 😳 पत्नी - बिल्कुल! आप कैसे जानते हो ?? 😏 पति - वह एक स्क्रैप डीलर है! 😆😁😜