A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

You ask your wife something and she says, "wahan rakha hai.." This "wahan" can be either 1. on the table 2. or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen 3. or Antarctica..!!! When wife say, "woh laa do.."..It can be 1. her Lipstick 2. or milk fm market 3. or An AK 56..!!! When wife says "yeh kya hai..??" It can be 1. your Pyjamas on the floor 2. or beer 6-pack in fridge 3. or a Drone flying over Afghanistan.!! When wife says, "tumhe kabhi kuch samajh nahi aata.."...It can be about 1. a new mushy WhatsApp msg 2. or Einstein's Theory of Relativity 3. or her latest spending spree in Mall...! When wife says, "abb bohot ho gaya..." ...It can be 1. the mascara she is putting 2. or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon 3. or the latest spat she had...with your mother..!!! And....when wife says, "main kaisi lag rahi hoon?" Its GAME OVER. It doesn't hav

Jack and Max are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer.. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?" The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try." And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to." Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it!! Dedicated to all professionals !!