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Wife says

You ask your wife something and she says, "wahan rakha hai.." This "wahan" can be either 1. on the table 2. or any of th 26 drawers in kitchen 3. or Antarctica..!!! When wife say, "woh laa do.."..It can be 1. her Lipstick 2. or milk fm market 3. or An AK 56..!!! When wife says "yeh kya hai..??" It can be 1. your Pyjamas on the floor 2. or beer 6-pack in fridge 3. or a Drone flying over Afghanistan.!! When wife says, "tumhe kabhi kuch samajh nahi aata.."...It can be about 1. a new mushy WhatsApp msg 2. or Einstein's Theory of Relativity 3. or her latest spending spree in Mall...! When wife says, "abb bohot ho gaya..." ...It can be 1. the mascara she is putting 2. or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon 3. or the latest spat she had...with your mother..!!! And....when wife says, "main kaisi lag rahi hoon?" Its GAME OVER. It doesn't hav
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Corporate lesson

Jack and Max are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer.. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?" The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion." Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try." And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to." Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it!! Dedicated to all professionals !!
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एक गाँव में बाढ आई

🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊 एक गाँव में बाढ आई थी तो मीडिया वाले ग्राम सरपंच के पास गए और बोले:  आपके गांव की आबादी सरकारी रजिस्टर में पांच सौ है और नदी से अब तक नौ सौ लोग निकाले जा चुके हैं, ऐसा कैसे? सरपंच: रजिस्टर का हिसाब सही है! क्या है कि हमारे गांव में किसी ने हेलीकाप्टर नहीं देखा है, वो आर्मी वाले इनको निकाल के किनारे करते है और ये हेलीकाप्टर पे चढ़ने के लिए फिर से पानी में कूद जाते हैं!! भगवान झूठ न बुलाये, मैं खुद ही नौ-दस बार पानी मे कूद चूका हूँ …
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SOS

A  C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet Pilot decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!"   And promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.   The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?  The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked  to the back, used the toilet,  then got a cup of coffee and a  cinnamon roll." When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing! When you get older & smarter -   comfort & dull is not such a bad thing! it's called S
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over smartness can be deadly."..

A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door…. A lady opened it. Before she could speak... The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet. Salesman: - Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!! Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that? Salesman: - Why Madam? Lady: - Because there's no electricity in the house...!!! MORAL: - "Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client... & over smartness can be deadly."..       😂😂😝😜😂😂
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