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🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊🏊 एक गाँव में बाढ आई थी तो मीडिया वाले ग्राम सरपंच के पास गए और बोले:  आपके गांव की आबादी सरकारी रजिस्टर में पांच सौ है और नदी से अब तक नौ सौ लोग निकाले जा चुके हैं, ऐसा कैसे? सरपंच: रजिस्टर का हिसाब सही है! क्या है कि हमारे गांव में किसी ने हेलीकाप्टर नहीं देखा है, वो आर्मी वाले इनको निकाल के किनारे करते है और ये हेलीकाप्टर पे चढ़ने के लिए फिर से पानी में कूद जाते हैं!! भगवान झूठ न बुलाये, मैं खुद ही नौ-दस बार पानी मे कूद चूका हूँ …
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SOS

A  C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet Pilot decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "Watch this!"   And promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.   The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?  The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?" The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked  to the back, used the toilet,  then got a cup of coffee and a  cinnamon roll." When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing! When you get older & smarter -   comfort & dull is not such a bad thing! it's called S...
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over smartness can be deadly."..

A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door…. A lady opened it. Before she could speak... The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet. Salesman: - Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!! Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that? Salesman: - Why Madam? Lady: - Because there's no electricity in the house...!!! MORAL: - "Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client... & over smartness can be deadly."..       😂😂😝😜😂😂
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The confusing customs

A Chinese man decides to retire and move to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He buys a nice home on a small piece of land. A few days after moving in, a friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to their neighborhood. He goes next door but on his way up the driveway he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to tries again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drinking it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later, he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, ...pausing..., and then putting his left ear next to th...
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CORPORATE

Two managers were walking through a jungle They saw a hungry tiger One of the guys tightened his shoe lace The other asked, "Do u really think u can run faster than tiger? He replied, "I dont have to run faster than the tiger, I just have to run faster than u!" That's today's CORPORATE WORLD
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