Super Insults:
★★★★★★★★
1) A letter from a teacher to a parent:
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Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
2) Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
3) A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..hand
4) Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡😌
Salesman: ..😜😜😜😜😜
5) Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gatve me a book
How to Cook !!! 😄😃😜😝
Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂
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