A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

A woman gets cheated by her husband. Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.  After few days of traveling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wise monk. "I have spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to support him, take care of him. And now he has left me for a young woman. My life is stolen, and I'm left with nothing. I don't know what to do". The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he asks: "Was the cookie delicious?" "Yes"- she answers. "Do you want another one?" "Sure, please". The monk looks her in the eye and says "Do you see the problem now?" The woman thinks for a while, and then slowly speaks. *"I guess human nature is greedy. You got one, then you want more, maybe a new one, bigger one. It's n

A Boss Asks his Employee: "Do you believe that there is Life After Death?". Employee: "Certainly not Sir, there's no proof of it". Boss: "Well, there is.... After you left office early yesterday to go to your cousin's funeral, he came here looking for you." …😳😝😝😝

The CNN photographer John was told that a twin engine plane would be waiting at the airport.  Arriving at the airport he spotted a plane warming up outside the hangar. He jumped in & said: "Lets go."  The pilot happily took off. Once in the air John told the Pilot: "Fly low over the valley so I can take pictures of the fire on the hill."  Pilot: "Why?"  John: "I'm the photographer for CNN. I need to get some close up shots."  The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then asked: "So what you're telling me is you're not my flying instructor?"  Life is Short.   Always Ask, Never Assume...

GOD asks Chacko: "Now that you are old, you have to  choose either Parkinson's disease (hand shivering) or Alzheimer's (memory loss) as punishment for your sins in this life." Chacko goes to Thomas for advice. Thomas advises him to choose Parkinson and says, "Its better to spill half glass of whiskey than to forget where the whiskey is kept"  Chacko hugs Thomas.```  That's what friends are for  ! 🍷🥃🍺

Difference between talent and God's gift: A Teacher can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject. -This is talent. A wife can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.  -This is God's gift.  And...what is deadly combination....    - if wife is teacher.     😅😅😂🤣😁

😍 पत्नी - मैं पहले से ही 58 वर्ष की हूं, फिर भी, आपके दोस्तों में से एक अभी भी मेरी प्रशंसा करता है । 😏 पति - उस्मान भाई होना चाहिए! 😳 पत्नी - बिल्कुल! आप कैसे जानते हो ?? 😏 पति - वह एक स्क्रैप डीलर है! 😆😁😜

१.बसंती इन कुत्तों के सामने मत नाचना || हे बसन्ति एतेषां श्वानानाम् पुरत: मा नृत्य|| २.अरे ओ सांबा,कितना इनाम रखे हैं सरकार हमपर? ||हे साम्बा,सर्वकारेण कति पारितोषिकानि अस्माकं कृते उद्घोषितानि? ३.चल धन्नो आज तेरी बसंती की इज्जत का सवाल है ||धन्नो,(चलतु वा) धावतु अद्य तव बसन्त्य: लज्जाया: प्रश्न: अस्ति | ४.जो डर गया समजो वो मर गया || य भीत:भवेत् स:मृत:एव मन्य || ५.आधे इधर जाओ आधे उधर जाओ और बाकी हमारे साथ आओ || केचन पुरुषा:अत्र गच्छन्तु केचन पुरुषा: तत्र गच्छन्तु शेषा:पुरुषा:मया सह आगच्छतु|| ६.सरदार, मैने आपका नमक खाया है ||हे प्रधानपुरुष: मया तव लवणम् खाद्यते || ७.अब गोली खा. ||अधुना गोलीम् खाद || ८.सुअर के बच्चो...|| हे सुकराणां अपत्यानि.....|| ९.तेरा क्या होगा कालिया...| | हे कालिया तव किं भवेत् ? १०.ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकुर ||ठाकूर,यच्छतु मह्यं तव करौ || ११.हम अंगेजोन्के जमाने के जेलर है| ||अहं आंग्लपुरुषाणाम् समयस्य कारानिरीक्षक: अस्ति || १२.तुम्हारा नाम क्या है बसंती? ||बसन्ति किं तव नामधेयम् १३,होली कब है कब है होली..? ||कदा होलिको होलिको कदा ||