A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

Two pilots, both wearing dark glasses enter the aircraft . One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're go

In English:- I am sorry, I can not hear u properly, can you please repeat what is the matter ???!!! And Now see in Hindi..                      *""आंय"*

From : Managing Director To : Executive Director "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday, so let the work-force line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it.To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence, I will personally explain the phenomenon to them. If it is raining we will not be able to see it very well and in that case the work force should assemble in the canteen." From : Executive Director To : Departmental Head "By order of the Managing Director, there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o' clock tomorrow morning.If it is raining we will not be able to see it in our best clothes, on the site. In this case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something we cannot see happening everyday." From : Departmental Heads To : Sectional Heads "By order of the Managing Director, we shall follow the disappe

This is Absolutely Brilliant: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are po

There was this 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to temple !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change of interest to swimming now?" The lady, with a look of haplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrelled, she would always ask: "If your mom and I were to fall into the water, who would you save first?" And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim myself!" --xx-- Now not long after, husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law again unreasonably asked:" now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, who would you save first?" Husband replied: "I don't have to get down into the water, my mom can swim, she will save you." Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to get into the water, no matter what" Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... bec