A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

This is Absolutely Brilliant: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are po

There was this 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to temple !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change of interest to swimming now?" The lady, with a look of haplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrelled, she would always ask: "If your mom and I were to fall into the water, who would you save first?" And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim myself!" --xx-- Now not long after, husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law again unreasonably asked:" now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, who would you save first?" Husband replied: "I don't have to get down into the water, my mom can swim, she will save you." Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to get into the water, no matter what" Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... bec

This is a conversation between a man and his wife.  Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which he answered quite simply and she is speechless after only one question.     Critical Thinking At Its Best!   Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes   Woman: How many beers a day?   Man: Usually about 3   Woman: How much do you pay per beer?   Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!)   Woman: And how long have you been drinking?   Man: About 20 years, I suppose   Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?   Man: Correct   Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?   Man: Correct   Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up int

2 golfers are on the 18th Tee. The first man is taking a very long time to take his shot. Partner: Is anything wrong? Man: My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse and I want to make this a perfect shot. Partner: Don't be ridiculous! You've got no chance of hitting her from here. 😂😂😂

A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put Rs.1,000 into my coffin when I die." And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially. When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish. First, it was the doctor who put 10 Rs.100 bills onto the chest of the deceased. Then, came the financial planner, who also put Rs.1,000 there. Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his cheque book, wrote a check for Rs.3,000, put it into his father's coffin, and took the Rs. 2,000 cash. He later went on to become a member of Parliament.😜😇😇