A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

. A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I have some good news and some bad news." The client grumbles, "I've had an awful day. Tell me the good news." "Your wife invested $50,000 in two pictures today. She believes they are worth at least $10 million." "Well done!" the tycoon says with a big smile. "Good news indeed! You've made my day. So what's the bad news?" "The two pictures are of you with your secretary."😂😂

An engineering student attended a medical exam by mistake.  See his answers... 👇 1. Antibody - One who hates his body . 2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings . 3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria . 4. Coma - Punctuation Mark . 5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl . 6. Genes - Blue Denim. 7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work 8. Liposuction - A French Kiss 9. Ultrasound - Radical Sound 10. Cardiology - Advanced Study of Playing Cards ..... 11. Dyspepsia : difficulty in drinking pepsi. 12.Chicken Pox- A dish 13.CT Scan: Test for identifying person's city 14.Radiology- the study of how Radio works. 15.Parotitis : inflammation of parrot 16. Urology: the study of european people. 😂😂😂😂😂

एक मन्दिर  के  सामने  1 गाय ,1 गधा और 1 गधी घास  खा  रहे थे  ...  मन्दिर  मे  आने  वाले लोग   गाय को हाथ  लगाकर नमस्कार  कर  रहे  थे ... यह  देखकर गधी गधे  से  बोली: "सब  गाय को ही  हाथ  लगाकर चले जाते है पर मुझे  कोई हाथ नहीं  लगाता ... ???" गधा:  मैडम  आपके  साथ आपका हीरो  है  किसकी  मजाल जो मेरे होते  आपको हाथ लगाएे... 😝😝😝😝

3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men".

💮 Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will

🙏 Santa at his best.. In a party, Santa asked a girl sitting Alone, "Aap dance karoge"..?? Ladki khadi ho gayi aur boli"Haan Jarur".. Santa:  "Toh me ye chair le lu"?

पति : ठन्डे ठन्डे पानी से नहाया जाये.. (सीटी बजाते हुए बाथरूम में घुसा ) नहाने के बाद पति : अरे सुनो ज़रा तौलिया देना. पत्नी (चिल्ला के ) : हमेशा बिना तौलिये के नहाने जाते हो . अब मैं चाय बनाऊँ या तौलिया दू . नहाने के बाद वाइपर भी नहीं चलाते. कल लाइट भी खुली छोड़ दी थी तुमने. जब बाहर निकलोगे तो पूरे घर में गीले पैरों के निशान बना दोगे. फिर उसपे मिटटी पड़ेगी तो सब जगह गन्दी हो जाएगी. एक बार नौकरानी उसपे फिसल गयी थी फिर ३ दिन तक नहीं आई... मेरा क्या हाल हुआ था काम कर कर के... पति (मन में सोचते हुए ) : साला नहा के गलती कर दी.