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Mishraji Interview Ke Liye Gaye.

Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee. Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha. Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahi Tha. Mishraji Ki Bari Aayi. Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho, Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai. Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ? Mishraji Very Serious. Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai... Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!! Mishraji Ke Out Of The World Answers: Take one cigarette and throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai... Mishraji's another deadly solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette Interviewer:-Stupid Mishraji:- Sir one more Solution…. Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP) Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga

Excellent Management lesson...!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk like Pathan got in. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn't pay !!!" and sat down at the back. Conductor didn't argue with Pathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened, Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Pathan was taking advantage of poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about hi

Monday !!!!

Tortoise and a Rabbit

🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰wrote an entrance exam, 📝 🐢Tortoise got 80%, 🐰Rabbit got 81%. Both went for 🏦admission to an engineering college, Cut-off needed was 85%. 😱😨 😾Rabbit didn't get admission, but the Tortoise got admission. 🙀 How?🙊 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... ..... ... ... .. .... ..... ..... ..... ... ... 😦U remember when we were in the 😥1st standard, the tortoise won a race. 😂Sports quota ... 5% marks extra 😜😃😈

तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो...?

मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया,, इंस्पेक्टर :- तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो...? पहला :- बाजरा इंस्पेक्टर-: खराब खाना, इसे गिरफ्तार कर लो,, दूसरा :- चावल इंस्पेक्टर: गलत खाना इसे भी गिरफ्तार कर लो,, अब संता की बार आई, वह बहुत डर गया था। इंस्पेक्टर संता से, "तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो" संता डरते-डरते बोला :- "साहब हम तो मुर्गियों को 5-5 रुपए दे देते हैं, जो तुम्हारी मर्जी है जाकर खा लो"😫😫😫😫😫😫

Equations!

Equation1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that li