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Bechara Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta....

Married Man Wife: I love you baby.. Husband (softly) : I love you too.. Wife : Upset kyun lag rahe ho....?? Husband : Bas thoda mood off tha.. Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame.. Husband (pyar se) : Aisa kuch nahi jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai.. Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi.. Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye, mera mood thoda upset hai bas.. Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai, friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho. Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..?? Husband (aur jyada pyar se) : arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..? Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga !! Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu, aisa kya ho gaya..?? Wife (khud confused) : Jab tum khud clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!! Husband : Tumhe hua kya hai ?? kis baat pe upset ho ?? Batao!! Wife: Tumhari s
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Daddy's kid

Awesome one 👪 There was a family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.  Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys.  Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.  After several cups of tea and lots of praise from father for such yummy tea, kid's Mom came home.   Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'   Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever come to your mind that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet comode ?'    MORAL OF THE STORY: Dad loves u but mother knows u..!
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Different type of Cheese.

Teacher : Name different type of Cheese. Banta : 1. White 2. Cottage 3. Mozarella 4. Cheddar 5. Swiss blue 6. Bekhudi 7. Zindagi Teacher : Wait a minute, what is 'Bekhudi' and 'Zindagi'? Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, 'Bekhudi' kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, 'Zindagi' kya cheese hai.... 
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INSTALLING HUSBAND

Awesome one INSTALLING HUSBAND A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5 However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1. Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise
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