A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

A very cold winter! It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?' 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To.. Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi. Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena, To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi. ------------------------------ 2 Ladkiya bus me seat ke liye lad rahi thi..... Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho? Jo umar mei badi ho wo baith jaye... Bas fir kya.... Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi. 😜👍😜 ---------------:--:-------- Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why ? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!   😄😃😜😝 👌😂😜😃😄😁😊

'आँखे' कितनी  अजीब  होती  है,  जब  उठती  है  तो  दुआ  बन  जाती  है, जब  झुकती  है  तो  हया  बन  जाती  है, उठ  के  झुकती  है  तो अदा  बन  जाती  है झुक  के उठती  है  तो खता  बन  जाती है, जब  खुलती  है  तो दुनिया  इसे  रुलाती  है, जब  बंद  होती  है  तो  दुनिया  को  ये  रुलाती है...!! "हर रिश्ते में विश्वास रहने दो; जुबान पर हर वक़्त मिठास रहने दो; यही तो अंदाज़ है जिंदगी जीने का; न खुद रहो उदास, न दूसरों को रहने दो..!"

One man used to give a beggar 100 rupees weekly. Then started giving 50, then 10 and today only gave 1 rupee. The beggar got mad and asked why less amount now. The man replied 'I was a bachelor then, Then I had a wife, then one kid and now 2 kids So this is all I can afford to give' The beggar got mad 'saale mere paise se apna ghar chala raha hai?'😆

Exam se pehle pappu ne ek hi nibandh yaad kiya tha ....'MY FRIEND' Aur exam me aaya ..... 'MY FATHER' par pappu gabhraya nahi...hoshiyari dikhai aur yaad kiye hue nibandh me "Friend" shabd ki jagah  "Father" likh kar aa gaya. Jis examiner ne uski copy check ki wo aaj tak behosh hai !! Pappu wrote: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS. SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO MANY OF MY FATHERS. My uncle is also my Father. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.. And I love all my Fathers. b'coz Har ek Father zaruri hota hai

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You are ABCDEF... After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, "ABCDEFGHIJK." "What does that mean?" She asked. "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!" he replied. Wife Smiling asked, "So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?" He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!