A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

एक गार्डन में शादी का खाना चल रहा था..... तीन भूखे, काले कुत्ते, खाने की जुगाड़ में,  दूर खडे योजना बना रहे थे !  किंतु पुराने अनुभवों के कारण किसी की हिम्मत नही हो रही थी। बड़ी देर सोच विचार के बाद एक ने हिम्मत दिखाई... पिछवाड़े के गेट से घुस गया..अन्दर..! हलवाई ने देखा.. फिर क्या था.. डंडा उठा के 💥💥लगा -दनादन देने...🐕💥 पिट-पिटा के जब वो बापस पंहुचा..तो ! दोनों ने पूछा : खा आये..? (सोचा सच बोलूगा तो बड़ी बेज्जती हो जायेगी ) No.1 कुत्ता : हाँ भाई खा आया,बड़े भले लोग हैं...वो खुद ही खिला रहे हैं....."क्या मन से खिलाया है !!! सुन कर No. 2 में हिम्मत भी  आ गई.., भागा टेंट की तरफ...निर्भीक घुस गया अंदर... हलवाई ने देखा.. साला इतने डंडे खाने के बाद भी फिर आ गया (सेम कलर होने के कारण..हलवाई कनफ्यूज)  हलवाई ने खौलते पानी से जग भरा...और  दे मारा💥🐕💥 बाहर No.3 ने पूछा : तुम भी खा आये...? No. 2 : कुछ मत पूछो भाई....! गर्मा-गरम दे रहे हैं ! No. 3 तो लार टपकता, स्पीड में भागा...और घुस गया.. हलवाई ने देखा.. साला इतने डंडे खाने के बाद, खौलते पानी से नहाने के बाद भी, फिर आ गया (सेम कलर होने के ...

Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God made you, Grandpa?" "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?" "Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately." T

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in first aid." The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."

To: My Boss From: Jean Re: Changing calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conver�sion. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months: Januark Februark Mak Julk I also changed all the days of each week to: Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak  ....We are now Y to K compliant

Wife called her scientist husband. Honey.. Its Saturday.. ur late... Husband - Darling, I'm busy with my team in an experiment. Wife - What's that? Husband - We added a derivative of C2H5OH with H2O at ambient temperature and aqueous CO2. Then we added some super low temperature, solidified H2O and now, while waiting for some protein, we are fumigating the lab with nicotine vapors. It's 4 or 5 round experiment. So I will be late. Wife- Oh dear, you're really busy! I won't disturb you. Take ur time.

😊 A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as  *"LOW BATTERY"*   with no ringtone. Whenever she calls him in his absence,  his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.. The guy was nominated for Nobel prize for *"Innovation and Peace"* 😜😉😝

Martin Luther king once said "If u cant Fly, Run; If u cant Run, Walk; If u cant Walk,, Crawl; But Keep Moving."  Punjabi Responded "O tä theek hai Luthra saab , par jana kithé hai?"   😝😅😂