A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰wrote an entrance exam, 📝 🐢Tortoise got 80%, 🐰Rabbit got 81%. Both went for 🏦admission to an engineering college, Cut-off needed was 85%. 😱😨 😾Rabbit didn't get admission, but the Tortoise got admission. 🙀 How?🙊 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... ..... ... ... .. .... ..... ..... ..... ... ... 😦U remember when we were in the 😥1st standard, the tortoise won a race. 😂Sports quota ... 5% marks extra 😜😃😈

मुर्गियों के फार्म में एक बार निरीक्षण के लिए इंस्पेक्टर आया,, इंस्पेक्टर :- तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो...? पहला :- बाजरा इंस्पेक्टर-: खराब खाना, इसे गिरफ्तार कर लो,, दूसरा :- चावल इंस्पेक्टर: गलत खाना इसे भी गिरफ्तार कर लो,, अब संता की बार आई, वह बहुत डर गया था। इंस्पेक्टर संता से, "तुम मुर्गियों को क्या खिलाते हो" संता डरते-डरते बोला :- "साहब हम तो मुर्गियों को 5-5 रुपए दे देते हैं, जो तुम्हारी मर्जी है जाकर खा लो"😫😫😫😫😫😫

Equation1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that li...

Manager ne joke sunaya...sub employees hasne lage, except one.. Manager poocha usko.."tuje mera joke pasand nahi aaya???"... Employee: "sir mera doosre company me ho gaya..."