1. Sign on a railway station at Patna : (Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khaana free). 2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai : (Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother). 3. Sign on a bulletin board : (Success is relative, More the success, More the relatives). 4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Mumbai : (We need your heads to run our business). 5. A traffic slogan : (Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be old). 6. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES : (It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them.