A Hindi Blog by Gaurav Garg

This is Absolutely Brilliant: The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are po...

There was this 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to temple !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: "why the change of interest to swimming now?" The lady, with a look of haplessness replied: "Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrelled, she would always ask: "If your mom and I were to fall into the water, who would you save first?" And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim myself!" --xx-- Now not long after, husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law again unreasonably asked:" now tell me! If your mom and I fall into the water, who would you save first?" Husband replied: "I don't have to get down into the water, my mom can swim, she will save you." Wife refused to relent: "No, you have to get into the water, no matter what" Husband replied: "Then you will surely die.... bec...

This is a conversation between a man and his wife.  Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which he answered quite simply and she is speechless after only one question.     Critical Thinking At Its Best!   Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes   Woman: How many beers a day?   Man: Usually about 3   Woman: How much do you pay per beer?   Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary!)   Woman: And how long have you been drinking?   Man: About 20 years, I suppose   Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00.  In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?   Man: Correct   Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?   Man: Correct   Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up int...